Coming in 2012: "3D Pipes: The Motion Picture," with Martin Lawrence, Judi Dench, and the ghost of J.T. Walsh.

They broke their little ships.

That's a good point. For a series whose hook is technological wizardry and the wonders of interstellar exploration, they sure had a romantic vision of hoeing.

Guinan: Long-lost homeworld.
O'Brien: Long-lost… nothing, I don't think.
Barclay: Never-lost virginity.

I think they threw in a third "Minsk" in post-production when Worf was off-screen just because they knew they had comedy gold on their hands.

Genesis can be amusing in its bat-shittery if you're in the mood for that kind of thing (read: drunk). But Journey's End is not only bad, it's bland.

Today, those smarmy lizard babies work for Gawker.

Barclay is a sexual pervert with overpowering social anxiety and a litany of phobias who was once possessed by an alien intelligence and hijacked the ship by merging with its main computer.

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Is "Paper Moon" really that well-regarded? I thought it was all right, but also pretty silly. I'm in the camp that thinks Vic Fontaine was vastly overused, though.

Plus, his beard was drawn on — and in the completely wrong place!

Like every single godlike entity insists on telling us, we have great potential! A potential exceeded only by our inability to realize it.

That movie would have been so much better if it had been entirely "Magneto: Nazi Hunter".

Why? He's just referencing Penn State's extremely successful recruiting efforts.

Walkin' on Sunshine, definitely.

We've found the cure for cancer! Now let's never speak of it again!

Yes… "acting".

Dax's history with the Klingons was first revealed in season 2. It's not
something they threw in at the last minute. And regardless, how does
that equate to her having superpowers?

Jean-Luc Prickhard, the problem is that it's hard to hear those episodes over the din of general mediocrity in the first season. The second season got better, though — and neither were as bad as first season TNG.

BUT SINCE YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED TO HAVE SEXY MURDER DREAMS.