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There's no way to have swagger, much less enough swagger to teach others how to swagger, with half of the shit on his list. And dude's definitely asking for at least a chelsea smile if nothing else.

For the longest time I thought Brown Round was some kind of special ground beef. I have also never been able to properly develop any swagger but I doubt the two are related.

I used to live in Toms River so I know the Jersey shore. I remember all the guids running around jumping over trash cans and thumping their chests and shit. I'm glad to be in a landlocked part of Va now. The best thing that could happen to Seaside and the like would be some kind of major tropical storm washing it all

easy queasy lemon squeezy. Happy watching the lions lose day

When you fuck up your own shit it always comes back to bite you in the ass.

I just hope that he and Jadakiss can put their differences behind them and work together to raise 50's baby.

50 is so gay it's ridiculous

I don't know dude, Creed seems out of place. Chris Brown ft. Kanye West maybe.

and other stuff, I posted before I finished but I've lost steam now.

With Fall Out Boy on the soundtrack, directed by Michael Bay and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer?? The internet would explode, the streets would be a frenzy of rioting and murder-suicides.

I'm cool with either one of them getting beaten or hit by a car or whatever. Don't shoot at 50 though, because your pitiful human weapons will not affect him.

in the blood eye of the cheetah or die tryin'

That wasn't really a slasher movie. Snoop Dogg's hood of horror on the other hand… had Ernie Hudson.

He was in Thaw, but that's not really an achievement. He was at one point pretty awesome but I think the whiskey barrel argument makes the most sense.

Wait, Meatloaf has diabetes? That's really gonna mess up his blossoming film career.

No, that's just lil' ol me

Better to be a tennis shoe than a crazy sex-starved older lady with commitment issues.

it's what she was born to do and hopefully she'll die doing it