Military Special is sometimes a necessary contingency, sir.

Oh no! A differing opinion!

I will second and third this motion.

Hilarity (with added pathos) ensues.

And his kidnapped daughter!

GO SLAPSTICKS!

I can't wait for Pootie Tang: The Series!

So wrong, yet so great.

Wow, that was awful. Is she trying to look like a meth-head extra from Breaking Bad?

How empowering! Good for you!

I make my own oxygen.

"Elaine comtemplates if man is Nuva Ring-worthy."

Actually, it's equal parts miracle and abomination.

ALL MY LIKES TO THIS POST.

You're only as smart as the Twitter accounts you follow.

For some reason, the misspelling is part of the Twitter persona.

Everything in life is a Seinfeld reference to which we respond incorrectly.

Truly, the real crime in all this.

I've never seen until now.

Killing animals for sustenance and clothing is one thing but killing them for entertainment purposes is quite another. By your arguments dog fighting would be accectable.