My mustache would beat your mustache up in a bar fight.

I am looking forward to watching this program!

And with her, you don't get much more than that.

Like staring blankly into the sunset.

Financial success and artistic success are not mutually exclusive.

Ha! Good one.

And maybe even vice versa!

2 Bourne 2 Furious

A bootable offense!

That story gets better with age. haha Oh, man.

ALL HAIL QUEEN OF PIPS

BOOOO!

I'm gonna downvote your mom.

David Bowie can officiate this as well.

Damn, dawg! That's how you get ants and shit.

This issue must have a fair herring. 

This issue must have a fair herring. 

Racist.

Racist.

Why do you have three of something that men will only neglect?