Or, you know, turn himself in and go state's witness. He's always had the choice to do the right thing instead of poisoning kids and killing people.

Forgetting how to talk to people seems like a likely risk

@avclub-daeea03756fb26640b2c12493f0b08d5:disqus  He meant she smells like weed.

His Kanyesque songs are OK, but his Drake-ish stuff is somehow worse than Drake.

And 30 Rock was so much better than his stand-up.

The joke you're looking for is "If Tracy Morgan can eat pussy, he can eat his words." You were close.

I had to stop reading this before Harmon made me start hating my favorite comedy. I was with him until somewhere into the 3rd paragraph about fuck buddies and how incredibly subversive it was.

Today, I learned even a smarty-pants Atlantic columnist can't write about Community without saying something creepy about Alison Brie.

Pretty sure I Like You. is a troll, but "Trompe le Monde" is easily the best Pixies album in retrospect. Letter to Memphis, Palace of the Brine, etc. I avoided it for a long time because of its reputation, but I'm glad I finally gave it a chance.

I Will Register (not that you'll read this): I was bored of Of Montreal's twee sound by the time Hissing Fauna came out, and I imagine they were too, especially considering how manic/exuberant their live shows were. Hissing Fauna and Skeletal Lamping sound to me like the band was listening to an old Prince record and…

Hitman the Garth Ennis comic, not the movie or video game.

Aww, good one. The last couple of issues of Y were some of the saddest ever- worse than the end of Hitman.

As soon as I saw this question I thought of Adrianna crawling away in the leaves. Even though I've enjoyed several shows a lot more than the Sopranos, Adrianna's death was heartbreaking.

I was looking for someone to mention Terminator with regard to the cousin on the floor. I imagine that's what Gilligan was going for, the way the attack on Hank strongly echoed the attempt on Tony Soprano from season 1, or the way Hank fuming in the hospital then beating Jesse to a pulp felt just like 20 different…

Weird
I was just thinking of this movie today- the part where they roll up everyone's lawns, break into the mall and lay the grass on the floor in there. That scene really stuck with me.

Why is everyone shitting on Erin? This was the episode where her personality finally made sense.

I was still kind of into nu-metal when I heard "Stupefied" by Disturbed. I hated it so much that all nu-metal became suspect in my mind.

Swedish jokes, lemme see…

ZMF is right as usual. He's the voice of reason up in here.

Christ, I hope Goggins sticks around. I mean, I love all the EL/EL-inspired dialogue, but Oliphant/Goggins scenes are fucking gold. Not sure I'd keep watching if Goggins' character was killed off.