Hey, Gail, I hope you can cook, because your husband's food tastes like if a skunk crawled into another skunk's ass and took a shit in it, and then both skunks died.

"With Arriaga, Arriaga II, Barriaga…"

Especially with his line afterward:

Those numbers may be exaggerated, because…

"Woozle-wuzzle"?

I played a version very similar to what Mitch was playing.  It was mostly called "handball," but I also remember it sometimes being referred to as "wallball."

Also Mac and Dennis Break Up.