Alice Kramden.

Alice Kramden.

I prefer to think he survived that.

I prefer to think he survived that.

They tried, but were only able to achieve "not creepy."

They tried, but were only able to achieve "not creepy."

Have-a you not seen Goldeneye?

Have-a you not seen Goldeneye?

I too am a lover of that beautifully crafted paragraph, and regularly pull the book off the shelf just to have a look at it.

I too am a lover of that beautifully crafted paragraph, and regularly pull the book off the shelf just to have a look at it.

It's called Talkin' Trash / Lookey Dookey. Highlights include "Your Wire's Been Tapped" by Pigmeat Markham and Step It Up and Go by none other than Rudy Ray Moore. Here's a link where you can buy it, or at least listen to it I think:

It's called Talkin' Trash / Lookey Dookey. Highlights include "Your Wire's Been Tapped" by Pigmeat Markham and Step It Up and Go by none other than Rudy Ray Moore. Here's a link where you can buy it, or at least listen to it I think:

Did it have that grainy crime-scene photo of the blackened chair and the two burned boots, with descriptions of the melted tallow left behind? That was haunting.

Did it have that grainy crime-scene photo of the blackened chair and the two burned boots, with descriptions of the melted tallow left behind? That was haunting.

Signed by Bunnicula?

Signed by Bunnicula?

When will Universal, or any studio for that matter, finally adapt Stephen King's fuckin story MAN-CHOP?

When will Universal, or any studio for that matter, finally adapt Stephen King's fuckin story MAN-CHOP?

I've got that compilation with "Monkey" on it, and it's packed to the rafters with similarly great stuff.

I've got that compilation with "Monkey" on it, and it's packed to the rafters with similarly great stuff.