I've hung on to my Three Investigators books and am counting the days until I can present them to my (currently thirteen month-old) son. Hope he likes them as much as I did.

I've hung on to my Three Investigators books and am counting the days until I can present them to my (currently thirteen month-old) son. Hope he likes them as much as I did.

King-wise, it was several Night Shift stories for me, in particular The Boogeyman, The Mangler and Gray Matter. Those were very terrifying.

King-wise, it was several Night Shift stories for me, in particular The Boogeyman, The Mangler and Gray Matter. Those were very terrifying.

"Benson say, he vant to see monster valk. Monster valk. Benson run, run, run!"

"Benson say, he vant to see monster valk. Monster valk. Benson run, run, run!"

Goose is a character in the first Mad Max picture. Possibly also Top Gun, but I have never seen that film.

Goose is a character in the first Mad Max picture. Possibly also Top Gun, but I have never seen that film.

Karloff, that limey cocksucker? He can smell my shit!

Karloff, that limey cocksucker? He can smell my shit!

Not only did the Browning version of Dracula give us all the elements we now associate with vampires as listed above, but it also introduced the concept of these diabolical hemogobblers saying "Bluh, bluh!" as they advance for the kill.

Not only did the Browning version of Dracula give us all the elements we now associate with vampires as listed above, but it also introduced the concept of these diabolical hemogobblers saying "Bluh, bluh!" as they advance for the kill.

I don't care who's in the remake, I just hope they all still live in a big mall, and that Box still farms FISH, SEA GREENS and PLANKTON FROM THE SEA.

I don't care who's in the remake, I just hope they all still live in a big mall, and that Box still farms FISH, SEA GREENS and PLANKTON FROM THE SEA.

Just think of the cross-marketing possibilities with the Sandman hotel chain.

Just think of the cross-marketing possibilities with the Sandman hotel chain.

There's not too little Agutter in the movie and not too much - I'd say there's Ustinov.

There's not too little Agutter in the movie and not too much - I'd say there's Ustinov.

Don't forget the Awful Chair.

Don't forget the Awful Chair.