"Should've Cast Udo"

Or "Lovelorn Chums"?

Or "Lovelorn Chums"?

I always go for the one where he fights the leprechauns and says "Get away from me, you little bahshtards!"

I always go for the one where he fights the leprechauns and says "Get away from me, you little bahshtards!"

"I have many new catch-phrases for you. I have spent the last several years planning these. For instance, in my new movie The Tomb, I say 'This is the worst prison I have ever been in, bar none.' Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh!"

"I have many new catch-phrases for you. I have spent the last several years planning these. For instance, in my new movie The Tomb, I say 'This is the worst prison I have ever been in, bar none.' Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh!"

I'm still waiting for the sequel, "Son of Abyss."

I just picked up the novelization of Phantom of the Paradise at a book sale. It actually seems pretty good. Written by Alan Dean Foster under his birth name, Bjarne Rostaing.

I just picked up the novelization of Phantom of the Paradise at a book sale. It actually seems pretty good. Written by Alan Dean Foster under his birth name, Bjarne Rostaing.

Me, I saw Mission to Mars in the theater, but somehow have yet to see Wise Guys. I really should, though - it seemed a strange detour in De Palma's filmography until I realized that he's fundamentally a comedy director. I say that with great admiration - I'm a big De Palma fan.

Me, I saw Mission to Mars in the theater, but somehow have yet to see Wise Guys. I really should, though - it seemed a strange detour in De Palma's filmography until I realized that he's fundamentally a comedy director. I say that with great admiration - I'm a big De Palma fan.

I remember that. It was great. But it would have been late-70s Marvel, I'm sure.

I remember that. It was great. But it would have been late-70s Marvel, I'm sure.

There's this movie and then the more legit version, Truck Stop Women, also starring Uschi. Our old pal Burl reviewed it some time ago, as I recall.

There's this movie and then the more legit version, Truck Stop Women, also starring Uschi. Our old pal Burl reviewed it some time ago, as I recall.

I think the worst one is "Destiny Turns On The Radio." Tarantino is in that one, playing the title character actually - yes, his name is Destiny. That movie was unbelievably awful.

I think the worst one is "Destiny Turns On The Radio." Tarantino is in that one, playing the title character actually - yes, his name is Destiny. That movie was unbelievably awful.

Killed Too Hard

Killed Too Hard