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What's a baseball player?

What's a baseball player?

I'll tell you how much I hate "Baker Street" if you have a couple of hours.

I'll tell you how much I hate "Baker Street" if you have a couple of hours.

You simply weren't high enough.

You simply weren't high enough.

Craig, why was there never a sequel to Commando.

Craig, why was there never a sequel to Commando.

I'd heard there was a creepy asshole somewhere on the internet, and look at this, here you are.

I'd heard there was a creepy asshole somewhere on the internet, and look at this, here you are.

A good cause. It's got my unabashed support.

A good cause. It's got my unabashed support.

Tioga sunset
on my behind

Tioga sunset
on my behind

"Hello, Ron Perlman? Can I borrow your face for an hour or so? Got a mug shot coming up."

"Hello, Ron Perlman? Can I borrow your face for an hour or so? Got a mug shot coming up."

No, Palance was a pretty progressive guy, I think.

No, Palance was a pretty progressive guy, I think.

This looked like the trailer for Ed.

This looked like the trailer for Ed.