I know what you mean. Every time I watch TALES OF HOFFMANN, I'm like, where's Ben Braddock?

I know what you mean. Every time I watch TALES OF HOFFMANN, I'm like, where's Ben Braddock?

Through circumstances too complicated to get into, I once ended up with Cathy Moriarty, who was wearing only the sheerest of nightgowns at the time, sitting on my lap for fifteen minutes or so.

Through circumstances too complicated to get into, I once ended up with Cathy Moriarty, who was wearing only the sheerest of nightgowns at the time, sitting on my lap for fifteen minutes or so.

I think The Beast Within is kind of an unheralded classic.

I think The Beast Within is kind of an unheralded classic.

Miller, you've hit the nail on the head w/r/t my feelings on this important matter.

Miller, you've hit the nail on the head w/r/t my feelings on this important matter.

You can go wrong with almost every other film Tibor directed, unfortunately.

You can go wrong with almost every other film Tibor directed, unfortunately.

"That was a helluva thing." (Shalhoub)

No, she said Ghost Fever, starring Sherman Hemsley, was better than Ghostbusters, and I believe she said Ghost Dad was at least on par.

No, she said Ghost Fever, starring Sherman Hemsley, was better than Ghostbusters, and I believe she said Ghost Dad was at least on par.

What about that scene in Psycho where he masturbates at the peephole and they dub in the sound of a St. Bernard drinking from a water bowl? Eh? STILL don't get Vaughn's appeal?

What about that scene in Psycho where he masturbates at the peephole and they dub in the sound of a St. Bernard drinking from a water bowl? Eh? STILL don't get Vaughn's appeal?

Muppet

Muppet

Much as I love ol' Werner, that really straddles the line between charming cluelessness and real, genuine, inexplicable blockheadedness.

Much as I love ol' Werner, that really straddles the line between charming cluelessness and real, genuine, inexplicable blockheadedness.

But everyone has seen A Boy and His Dog, Cujo and White Dog, and also The Pack, Dogs, Devil Dog: Hound of Hell and Zoltan: Hound of Dracula. That's what people think of when they think of dogs in movies. Nobody has really seen any of those nice-dog pictures.