I'm grateful for this article because I've only seen, and only ever will see, the first two. Fine memories in both cases - the first I saw while drunk for the very first time, and the second one I saw in London, England for some reason. That's so perverse I can only wear it as a badge of pride now: London, a huge city…

I've always liked the idea of a soft drink giving itself its own mediocre grade in its name.

That's the signifier in addition to being the exact signifier listed in the article? BY COLUNGUS!

Ratner may not be the world's best skateboarder, but wherever he is, that's the place to be. Isn't this great?

Wait, you didn't do "Police Academy Gangbang" (2010).

Sad tidings. The earliest nightmare I remember having combined the terrors of that Karen Black TV movie Trilogy of Terror with the beautiful forestscapes of Where the Wild Things Are. Now I read it to my son, but he's too young yet to tell me if it's giving him nightmares.

Just think of it as a tribute to Peter Sellers.

Petitpoint The Elf

Steve Guttenberg in "Who's The Bose?"

When he reads these comments and discovers you're not actually his uncle, will it make him feel better or worse about the whole situation?

Make it a romance about a long kiss on Geena Davis's glutes.

Chewbacca is not only an actor, he's a great actor.

I once talked to a guy who didn't believe pandas were real.

I had no idea it was him because I've never heard his voice before that I'm aware of.

The night I saw Police Academy was also the first time I ever got drunk. Thirteen years old, sneaking glasses of wine at a party of adults, stumbled off down the street to the neighborhood theater with a couple of other drunk adolescents and settled in to watch a hilarious movie with boobs in it. Really an epic night.

I think the point is he could cover "By-Tor and the Snow Dog" without too much trouble if he wanted to.

That's all true.

He was great in The Chicken Chronicles. Why, his character works in a restaurant owned by Phil Silvers. They have many great antics in there.

"You have your thoughts, and then they become your words, your words become your actions, those actions become habits, those habits create your character, your character defines your destiny, the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains and the stains become a warning."

Punky Brewster fits very easily into a lectern.