Wow, just two weeks ago none other than Michael Winslow was in my town, part of a comedy festival I believe. He did an appearance alongside a representative of the local newspaper who appears, if you watch the video linked below, to have been sent into a state of humourless zombification at the antics of "The Human…

That's the funniest website I've seen in a long time. I'm in the show-business and get the kind of scripts they appear to be "developing" all the time. I can totally imagine "Fearsome Freddie" or whatever.

She lives by the tenants of the Catholic Church? I believe that I guess; they own an awful lot of real estate.

That sounds like a justification to me from ol' Yoda.

Goddamn kids, never appreciate anything you do for them.

He could grill up those big meaty petals like steaks.

At any point do they recite the Traci Lord's Prayer for strength and guidance?

It would truly be…. AN EGYPTIAN FEAST!!!

Yeah, but he doesn't leave much on the craft table for anyone else.

But who will play the pivotal role of Burson Fouch, aka Mr. Yellow Vest?

Could have just changed his first name to "Boba."

I laughed because I could picture Captain Dada just looking around his office for those names. It's just like the Usual Suspects.

Well I for one would have liked to hear more about The Final Terror. Also, for GOSH sakes, Running Scared! Shine, sweet freedom!

Sam Peckinpah's BJ and The Bear. Now that would be worth watching.

In a dirtied-up version would they actually be moonshiners instead of acting like moonshiners in every way except actually running shine; and would it in fact take weeks to repair the General Lee after every gully-jump they execute?

Or watch the Avengers poster in the lobby for two hours.

He's just missing the near-fatal motorcycle accident.

If he was like me I would simply wash my hair.

Is there a scene in which Deschanel tells Turner she doesn’t want her around her baby, but Turner can't answer because her mouth is comically stuffed with communion wafers?

He should recite "Kill My Landlord."