The best and most fascinating thing you'll get out of him is "banking."

As the bad guy: a hammier-than-usual Dennis Hohner. "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PLINK!

"There’s a sound from some of those groups that is, shall we say, quite fey." I like that quote.

I think they both puff from the fattie, but it's Nelson reading REAGAN: THE MAN THE PRESIDENT or whatever. But since Craig T. Nelson is one of Hollywood's noted conservatives, that might have been his own suggestion.

attacked by a droid

I like Sam Raimi and all, but he couldn't make The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He could probably do a pretty good Eaten Alive though, and maybe a decent Funhouse.

That makeup was just fine. Stretchy and gross.

Victor Salva's adolescent-lovin' willis was the true, true inspiration.

I've read a lot of Stephen King books, but never any of these. It's always fun reading reviews of a fantasy series you know nothing about, because it's just a bunch of crazy nonsense and gibberish. 

Lionel Hampton on the box, a few beers. Pretty much the usual.

Probably Crazy Ralph from the Friday the 13th movies, or any of a million similar characters. "It's got a death curse!"

"Str-r-r-r-engph!"

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking
for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a
very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long
career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let
my cake go now, that'll be the…

"Ice" to see you.

Beef jerky time!

FRY LIKE BACON, YOU LITTLE SLUTS!

Have you now been reincarnated as Frankenhooker?

Must be a distant relation of Batman, whose branch of the family evidently chose to shorten their name on arrival at Ellis Island.

It would be relentlessly searching for the bug bomb the way the Terminator goes after Sarah Connor.

Pernell Roberts as Box