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Watch out that they don't rrRIP YOUR GUTS APART! there in Arcade.

MANUS

"I'm going to pull your head off. I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head."

If they're going to make a robot simulacrum of any actor from The Thing, it really ought to be our man A. Wilford Brimley.

I like the story too, and I like that lady, whoever she is.

Is the thing they think is Sanctuary ever just a ravenous green blob with crab legs, like the thing that almost ate Flash Gordon?

The Littlest Hobo, endlessly searching for Rancturary.

Bottom on the Run

Special appearance by Udo Kier.

Courtney Taylor-Taylor-Taylor must have been one of those two guys in Dig, but for some reason my mental windshield wipers cleaned that movie from my brain the moment it was over.

Let's talk

At one time his website was called "Jonathan Frid, Ongoing Septuagenarian." I'm not sure if the name changed when he hit his 80s, but it's certainly out of date now.

Emperor Jim, as has been pointed out, the femaleness of Bachmann and Palin is not what's being demeaned, but rather their complete idiocy; and to the extent that misogynistic language is being used against them (cf. Maher), you'll certainly agree I think that a few nasty words and complete balls-out anti-women

"Just a little" in this case is an amount so infinitesimally tiny as to not be measurable by current technologies.

His a cappella version of The Internationale is magnificent.

Really it comes down to the old question: if forced to pick between drinking an ounce of flatus or a full gallon of pure retsyn, which would most people choose?

ROM-COM. Not cool, Soderbergh!

Nosferilla

We have got to get this cruise ship over that mountain! Gopher, start pulling. I SAID PULL!

If I'm going to watch a Tim Allen movie, it's going to be "What Do You Say To A Naked Lady."