Chimpula would be the simpleton's first kick at the vampire chimp subgenre, but Vampanzee is the sophisticate's solution.

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You just sneak away while they're arguing about jurisdiction. It would be like Tango & Cash as directed by Crispin Glover.

No, but I have seen Z'Dark Knight. 

Were you watching that great movie The Van? Strangely enough, the van of the title in that film is a Dodge, but they blare "Chevy Van" every five minutes or so. Anyway, great movie.

I noticed the Lummoxters1 doing just that, actually.

There had better be plenty of Z'DAR, or no amount of Refn will save it. Z'DAR!

Fact is, this man wears apple pants.

It's funny how repeating a word can reduce it to nonsense, but when the word sounds nonsensical to begin with, its integrity holds up.

Ralph Brown as the millionaire, eh? "The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot."
 

WHENS THE FUCKIN CRUISE FOR MAN-CHOP?

The king of the swamp drummers. Sad news.

He and our own Wilford Brimley were in a buddy-bandit movie together where they rob a train. I've got to see that one.

Missing: the audible hyphen whenever David pronounces the word "hu-man."

The real death blow to the series was making Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant the main character.

I worked on the RoboCop series. I was the sucker who had to set up cameras near cars that were going to explode or be shot at by guys on ladders wielding ball-bearing guns, and turn them on at the last moment and flee for my life. But I got to meet RoboCop, and he was a nice guy.

The Texas Trash-Talking Massacre

And WHAT would be wrong with that?

Maybe she meant to say "Cohen is hung." On the other hand, her name is Lynch, so she probably meant it in the sense of suspension by the neck.

I have all those skills and experiences. BUT I'M NO YANKEE.