The Flatlanders!

Twentynine Palms had the right idea about how to end a movie like this.

But if you plug up an exhaust pipe the vehicle will just stall, not send you back in time. The Beverly Hills Banana Rule, it's called.

Say, are you new here at the AV Club? They've got an awesome swimming pool on the roof, you should check it out.

I couldn't make it through half of Hackers before I was in the butter zone. Slippery place to be.

The trailer was high hilarity, that's all I know. But PG-13? That's a bunch of gluniack.

It's the one where two fat ladies kidnap and rape everyone in the cast one by one.

Apecasting.

Here's the movie you want:
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Now, is The Game of Thrones a sci-fi thing, or is it medieval, or is it one of those weird combination things where they say "Tally-ho, off to yonder castle!" and fly away on a jetpack embossed with heraldic devices and so forth?

Does noted pondophonist Fundt Pauxide appear on the album? I'd heard there was pondophone on this record, and can't imagine who else he'd get to play it. I don't think there's anyone else who can play it.

*socks wallflower, burps*

Funny thing is, that's how every scene in the movie ends.

KITT THE ELDER!

Wouldn't an exercise guru like Simmons be all for such a scene?

PIBB THE ELDER!

I'm sure that, to memorialize his contributions to art, Wal-Mart will put all his paintings on phthalo.

Oh, don't judge a director by his worst movie! That one is his very stinkiest by a long margin. Check out - well, Archangel is my favorite, or maybe Careful, but they're all way better than Ice Nymphs.

I'll be impressed when they persuade Neil Hamburger to sing encomiums about their food for only two million dollars.

Little known, but ET had suction cups ringed with tiny teeth at the tips of his fingers, which would tear out circular chunks of your flesh if he hugged you. You were right to be afraid of him.