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She's just whiling away the hours at the local IKEA.

Well, as long as they have Chainsaw and Dave in there, I shall be satisfied. I won't see it, mind you; I shall be satisfied from afar.

Obviously, and I would assume it would be the same for all of you, the tattoo to get is Garrett Morris from The Stuff: http://www.esplatter.com/im…

I think we can all agree that 28 Weeks Later contains a scene in which a helicopter flying at an angle mows down a field full of infectoids.

What's the story on Jarvis Cocker's Search For Knockers?

This sounds like a real foul banana. Are there any giant crabs or arthropods of any sort in this picture?

Busybodies give a shit about everything, unfortunately.

There are still lots of theater chains who actually listen to exhortations like this PTC one, I think. It used to be that many newspapers wouldn't run ads for unrated films, but now it's like, newspapers? what? So the risks of releasing a film without a rating are much less. But I think it would still require the same

He looks a little like Mr. Puv, and I do not mean that as any sort of insult.

I own a set of DVDs of all three movies, but have never even bothered watching the third one. I suppose I should just because, after all, I have it sitting there, and I do like Night of the Creeps, which was made by the same director. I've also met Robocop in person, as I worked on the short-lived series.

They have been Touched By A Powerful Clown.

The "fair-weather fan" thing doesn't really ring true to me. I've never felt so much fealty to any band/writer/filmmaker/etc. that I would overlook the rottenness of their stuff I didn't enjoy. I stopped buying REM albums after New Adventures in Hi-Fi, for example, and can't work up much guilt over it.

Jupiter is big, but it's primarily composed of gas. Not a flattering comparative to one's old chap. But of course Uranus is also a gas giant.

Welcome, Jar Jar.

Makes it seem like Kit Kats are just naturally-occurring items found in the ground, like The Stuff, and distributed by whoever gets the license in a given territory.

Yes, they used to make him wear a rice picking hat and a sexy kimono, and they would play the Fan Yang Dance every time he appeared on screen. I remember.

No, the video's great. We all saw it and enjoyed it.

Who was the person who "audibly and involuntarily pooted" when they ate the European Cheese? That seems a somewhat extreme reaction.

The sell-by date on child choirs was somewhere between Smog's "Hit the Ground Running" and Badly Drawn Boy's "Year of the Rat."

Lt. Broccoli, these Uzbeks have bet me twenty kopeks that I could not get three words out of you.