It come out last month, do it?

I don't know, but I think the big one is played by Drew Carey.

That's the weird thing about this episode: Ted Knight is the compassionate, progressive voice of reason, or at least the closest thing to it.

That's the thing though - you can't just buy a Murphy bed, bring it home and hey presto. You've got to do some renovatin'. You've got to earn that bed!

Yeah, fun until they break out into a full-scale hullabaloo.

Probably so were the ladies.

This is an astonishing twenty-two minutes of television. I saw it when I was an impressionable youngster and it stuck with me for life. In my memory of it, though, all the raping happened in the van after the two ladies had strapped Monroe to a mattress they'd affixed to the wall.

It's a perennial. As long as there are Murphy beds, some goggle-eyed schmuck will get folded into the wall by them.

All night long, apparently.

Someone mentioned that when this episode was announced, and I checked it out - totally different kind of piece. Their gimmick is to get some young guy who's never heard of Mr. T or whatever to record his in-the-moment reactions to some piece of 80s ephemera. And he inevitably goes "T'cha, lame-o! I'm outtie, dudes!"…

Huh?

Hello, may I please speak to Enmar J. Pepys.

These filmmakers will have been Touched By A Foul Blanket if they don't get some chimpanzees into the sequel. It's bad kar-maa to make a movie called Project X and not 1) include chimpanzees, and 2) cast DIck Miller in an important role.

Reducing it all to dollars and cents makes sense in the marketplace I suppose. Maybe you're some sort of salesman or executive. Surely it must be clear to you that this article and the others like it take a different approach - I think the overarching philosophy of this website is that it's by and for people with some…

He's the Baby LeRoy of the new millennium. And if you don't know who Baby LeRoy is, do some googlin'. He retired from acting at age four and became a merchant marine.

Because that's when dad got home…

Why is everyone so quick to cast asparagus on this local moron?

18 Again

If Ossie Davis wasn't dead he could be in this conversation too, although compared to the others he'd sound like a helium-sucking schoolgirl. A movie with all three of them would have been nice.

Well, the catch there is that in 2015, the A.V. Club will run an article lamenting that nobody has hard drives anymore, they just keep all their stuff in the cloud. And you'll pipe in with "I don't understand this article, because after all I'm quite happy to keep my stuff in the cloud. It's so CONVENIENT." And then,…