"I guess he found someone more regular" is a line of hers I remember from Whore. That's a weird movie, but Track 29 has it beat in that department. I saw that one on the big screen and remember the part with Gary Oldman jumping up out of nowhere was a pretty great shock moment.

I've lately had the opportunity to listen to my old mix tapes, both ones I made and the ones given to me by beautiful ladies in my bachelor days. The ratio of "wow, I'd forgotten how great that song was" to "I listened to this shit?" is about two to one, which isn't bad. 

Gumbercules? The maddest!

I'm okay with this as long as he tosses a bear into outer space at some point in the movie.

Sell them to Czar when all his downloaded movies go blooey in the Great Cloud Dissolution of 2015.

Dear Rex 2012,

Gluniack?

Mrs. Danvers is just a picture of Linda Hunt.

Episode One of In Fragrante :

Could have done without the CGI robots. Two CGI creations bashing one another is not ownage.

Fuck him? He saved that guy's life with his cruel comment from the sounds of it.

For some reason the video of this tasting is not showing up on my computer. Some sort of technical glitch, I assume.

I can hardly wait for the inevitable climax in the obituary of Lucas himself.

The only thing I know about Applebee's is that it's the home of the Brewtus. This was on the marquee, so I went in there with a few friends and we said "We don't want to know what it is, just bring us a round of Brewti." Turned out to be big mugs of Labatt's Blue, sad trombone.

Gastromo

This is the most barfable article the A.V. Club has published since I.E.S. Dave Chang left the building.

I like that Oates landed in New Zealand and immediately sussed out where the finest marijuana was grown.

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No Tikrit!

You have a local video store that carries VHS? That's awesome. If I was anywhere near Huston I'd be a-visiting.