A cluster of broomsticks with faces painted on them.

Keyboard shorted out by foam.

In other words, force them to compromise too, even just a little. It would be nice to see.

He lives in Florida, so the confusion and pissed offedness were preexisting conditions. The hammer merely added "bleeding."

Gene Clark's "Los Angeles ought to be part of that LA list.

That sounds like the plot of "Private Lessons."

I suppose the inevitable porn knock-off, "Cornhole the Anus," is in production somewhere in Van Nuys as we speak.

Mike, I don't think there's ever been an article on it here. It's been mentioned a few times, but that's all as far as I know.

Is it possible, Craig, that you saw some other, similar episode of a TV show, or had something happen in real life, and are mistaking it for the one in question? Because I've heard many times over from reputable sources that the episode has not been shown since the original broadcast. I think a lot of people have had…

I am very excited to see this unbelievable half-hour of television on the list. The lid was ripped off this particular social problem - that is, obviously gay men being dragged into vans and raped over and over and over again somehow by hefty ladies - for about the time the episode was actually being broadcast, and…

Inadvertently honoring the memory, I'd say. "I'll say this about those people - none of them were Mark Wahlberg."

He would have become confused and demanded a screening of an episode of "What's Happening." Any episode man, just get it up on that screen!

Phase IV's a little highfalutin' for the ozoners.

Or Bug, starring Bradford Dillman. That's essentially the drive-in version of Phase IV.

You mean the "no-seat-to-the-pants" Australian exploitation scene.

Time to dig - and I mean DIG - out my cassette tape of the Bertha. Butt. Boogie! A sad day in the Land of Funk. At least we still have Blowfly.

Oh, Prince, I doubt you ever had to pretend such a thing to get laid. I mean, look at this.

Four Out Of Five Doctors is actually a real band. They were from the D.C. area and appeared in the movie House on Sorority Row, which is how I've heard of them.

*takes breath* and then there's Half-A-Loaf, The Terwilliger Passages, Uncle Scrotus, Dold'ns And Friend, Parmesian Lickspittle, The Under Iglesias, Folgers Is Not Just A Coffee, Crystal Gayle, The Three Fat Pendejos, The Mormon Presidents, Wadded Kleenexes Make Good Eats, Cursed By A Horse, Suspenders And A Bra, The…

You've never heard of Jimmy Cliff?