If I like Monty Python, WHAT???? I do like them, so I'd like to know the answer, please. So buy the book, you say? I just may, but it better not say "…try the Goon Show" over and over, Jack Torrance style. Or if it does, I hope it's at least typed in interesting patterns.

We have met the enemy and he is ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

Lookout! has reached its final colungus. A single tear runs down my cheek.

Some foul banana will show up and say "These guys is only a buncha maroons!"

That's a moose knuckle.

I don't usually point out things like this, but that's a heck of a camel toe.

Only one.

"They May Run Out Of Pan-Am Coffee… But They Have Plenty Of TWA Tea"

Greatest actor known to humanity.

It's related, because there's a funny old lady in that movie.

You can't tell because the threads have been painstakingly dyed to look like normal fabric, but the suits they're all wearing in the last scene are actually spun from pure gold.

I went to see that movie when it came out and liked it so much I just stayed to see the next screening. I've done that twice in my life: Big Trouble in Little China and River's Edge.

I hope the dramatized situation involves Perry committing a crime and ending up on Death Row, and that it's called Cracker Irony: The Rick Perry Story. And yes, I hope Glover plays Perry, and also directs the picture.

They're enjoyable movies and all, but I don't think telling hard truths about them quite counts as "heresy."

It doesn't sound that insane. Zemeckis and Gale were the ones annoyed by him in the first film, and they then went on to write the second. It doesn't make them the Torquemadas of the 20th century or anything, but I could see it being a bit of fratboy high-five scriptwriting mischief.

That fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted?

What about being Touched By A Powerful Clown?

I just watched his greatest work last night: Friday the 13th Part IV. That dance he does is just an incredible piece of dramamanship. And when he finds the missing corkscrew… embedded in his hand? And the spurting blood from his butcher's knife face wound? Really good stuff. He enlivened an otherwise dull and…

The best episode of Too Close For Comfort has to be the one where Monroe gets kidnapped and raped by two hefty ladies.

The video is unavailable for viewing, so can anybody tell me if he also defines the word "Gluniack"?