Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Colt Seavers?

I wonder if Mr. Littlejeans is the caretaker of the summer camp.

That guy was a D-I-C-K dick. He should have got a knife right in the head.

Where's that Windham Hill primer? Hint: don't start with Øystein Sevåg or The Nylons!

It's got many awesome kill scenes. The peeing biker, the one you mention and the shaken-around girl scouts are all stand outs. And of course there's the terrible fate of Professor Nugent, which is all the sweeter if you imagine it to be something happening to Ted Nugent.

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If you want to see a truly terrible price exacted for woods-peeing, see the 1980 Bigfoot movie Night of the Demon.

This makes no sense, so I "liked" it immediately.

All I'll say is that I have a pretty decent turntable and some halfway alright speakers, and my records sound great, and I love listening to them. That's it! That's my story!

If only IF ONLY D'Onofrio had concentrated his efforts on remaking the excellent 1981 picture of the same name, or at least had used its excellent theme song for his own movie.

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Sort-Of Okay Rapids, aka The Town A Lot More People Would Visit If Only It Was On I-94 Instead Of 96.

Bottomless paranoia? So these six sexy strangers are Porky Piggin' it around their steamy environs?

If Yoyo had traveled back in time even five minutes, that lawsuit would have happened, you can bet.

Youth of the Beast has always been my favorite.

Didn't Tarantino do one of the episodes of Four Loons?

Don't forget Holmes and Yo-Yo.

Does your average big-city police force still even have a bunco squad?

"I'd like to introduce you to my partner, Kid Skunk."

I thought it was supposed to be scary. It's a werewolf picture!