Found: picture of Michael Cole.

Except you can see the Spinal Tap scenes and evaluate them and have them exist in your own mental Extended Cut of the movie, whereas you can't with The Thin Red Line.

Why not get Sweetums from The Muppets to host the Oscars? This is not a rhetorical question. Why not?

He's so baked in that clip. So baked!

It did, and I am the proud owner of the VHS tape. My copy is called The Death Artist, though.

I am very glad you asked about that weird remake of A Bucket of Blood, starring Anthony Michael Hall in the Dick Miller Role. The original is one of my favorites ever. The remake is surprisingly watchable because of all the strange faces who show up in the cast, and because they use a lot of the original Chuck…

That doesn't sound very sanitary for the next person who uses the shells.

There is no way I would apply these powders and unguents to my buttocks.

Definitely see them. Too lazy to check, but wasn't there a review of Damnation Alley on this website recently?

Hear God Laugh, that title actually isn't a spoiler, because (spoiler) Jared-Syn gets away clean at the end. That's a real headscratcher. I also don't recall a metalstorm at all, so that title's pretty much batting .000.

Rich Uncle Skeleton, are you saying that you missed out on What Happened To The Goose?

Logan's Run predicted many things.

In Warrior of the Wasteland, the rugged hard-driving hero catches a bummy from the bad guy. Now THAT's drama.

Fish.

This film sounds like a load of Meatloaf.

"Romney squeezes out Santorum in Iowa" is a real one I saw.

Your post could be used as a lesson in the proper use of "there" and its homophones.

Hey there where ya goin',Not exactly knowin'Who says you have to call just one place home.He's goin' everywhere,B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.He just keeps on movin',Ladies keep improvin'Every day is better than the last.New dreams and better scenes,And best of all I don't pay property tax.Rollin' down to…

Anal froth does not yet have its own pressure groups, so shouldn't be a problem.

And all the good rock puns have been used up by the Flintstones.