He sure does.

First you get the money, then you get the hardfiskur.

Clearly David Ayer walked into the executive suite at Universal and did this:

Since you can't possibly find a stepping-stone gangster as effective as Robert Loggia, I preemptively declare this remake a foul banana.

Scarface is a pretty long salami too, you know. Three hours plus, mang. [ok, actually 170 minutes.]

He would wish for a Y.

He's also good as a devilish chauffeur in that Mario Bava movie Lisa and the Devil, aka The House of Exorcism.

Wooah! Wooah!

He rarely files a story, it's true. Whoever his editor is, he's mighty patient.

Oh yes. "Half remembered on murky VHS," just like it says in the review.

Are you by any chance Burl? Check this out:

I'll bet there are some people here who don't even know who IES Dave Chang is.

The Cialis is coming from inside the house!

Perhaps you would like to star in my feature film about a Members' Own jacket coming to life.

"Life's Too Short" will confuse the viewing public when my comedy series about a sentient T-shirt which communicates via witty messages embossed across its chest, "Life's Too Shirt," begins on FOX.

I'm guessing it still has corn-fed aphorisms, though. No sale!

I think you mean "The Great Disqus Username Trun"

I would like the VHS book, but I also have a basement filled with VHS cassettes. Many fine ones.

It's nice to see he's got The Man With The Yellow Hat tattooed on his arm. That's a devotion to Curious George I haven't seen since they made a My Year Of Flops-worthy movie out of it a few years back.

I believe that's actually Mrs. Sugartits you're addressing, who confused you by third-personing herself.