This thread is a gas.

[Pours DJ Flynn another shot of tequila]

And it took him 5 years to sign the check!

At no point in your story did you mention him picking up a pen. Therefore I believe you.

Get the bird platter, A Clash of Wings.

Each table will be waited on by dozens of servers.

hes heating up

The band?

(Nods and walks away)

Wait a second…

Cha!

Much of his reputation was definitely due to his early death, however that also deprived him of the opportunity to further evolve and grow even more as a comedian. If he were still alive today, his performance style would probably be vastly different than what he was doing in the late 80s early 90s.

(Extended heavy breathing)

He doesn't care about them because he knows they're heathens. Jesus WALKS.

"Hey Joanee, put it all behind you
There's something turning, Joanee, turning right to you
My head burns, but I know you'll speak the truth, hey!
Hey Joanee, put it all behind you
Hey Joanee, now I've put it all behind me too
Forget the future
These times are such a mess
Tune out the past, and just say yes"

Thank god this pun thread has finally diffused

(Copy pastes Bob Hope is God's comment)

Yeah I'm pretty sure there has never been security at any Weezer show, ever.

At that time in Westeros they were very common, like compact cars.

Definitely Oasis - Definitely Maybe. Plenty of B-sides to go with that album.