Basically Max was the precursor to Jim Carrey's career.

Weirwood you say they were most effective?

I feel like there's a lot of shows and cartoons from my childhood that come off as scary. About a year ago I tried to show my 2 year old son "Hey Vern it's Ernest" and for some reason he was absolutely terrified of Jim Varney.

I'm sure Crispin Glover certainly gave him a run for his money.

In addition to being king, you also have to either look like or actually be a 14 year old boy.

You know what though? Ultimately, we get to individually decide what's canon. The expanded universe hasn't been erased.

You need to start asking the right fucking questions.

Don't tell me—I'll tell you.

That's exactly who I thought of when they said Ricky Gervais was too old.

Cancer? Yeah I had that back in like 04. I have Legionnaires now, but cancer's still cool I guess.

I remember absolutely cracking up as a kid watching my friend's older brother play that stage and continually dieing because of those "PIECE OF SHIT GODDAMN BIIIIIIIIIRDS".

It was like the 90s edition of the Atari E.T. fiasco.

IT'S A LOT OF GUM

Not really, cartoons don't have the two minute advantage.

And unlike this sicko, WE at least masturbate to normal things. Like anime.

I'm sure they're okay. Omar survived a similar jump WITHOUT ANY SNOW AT ALL.

Ok… but don't you fuckin look at me

I thought that too. She starts glancing around and fires suddenly ignite every where she looks? I guess we'll find out next week if Ramsay actually went through with it.

Oh…

Except for those early drafts of Jurassic Park from a kid's point of view. He should rework that into a short story or something. He could call it, "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."