It says they were already engaged in a deadly battle. He's fighting a 7 foot man wielding a machete, with nail riddled boards. Suddenly cutting off his opponents hand is a moral dilemma?

Also how is this a tough choice? He must cut off the hand of the man who was previously trying to kill him? WHY WOULDN'T HE DO THAT?

Who holds the record?

Yeah the absolute worst part about that comment is its sincerity. If someone posted that now you would just roll your eyes and think "Oh hahahaha, trying to get a rise out of people is still funny", but it was written in 1993 when rampant trolling had yet to exist.

Yeah the absolute worst part about that comment is its sincerity. If someone posted that now you would just roll your eyes and think "Oh hahahaha, trying to get a rise out of people is still funny", but it was written in 1993 when rampant trolling had yet to exist.

Obviously Ben is just still angry that he wasn't in The Departed.

"Oh nothing, just listening to the Orgasmatron album on my… (spins around to face you while removing sunglasses dramatically) MOTORHEADPHONES.

It probably wasn't done in the same vein as he's thinking.

Not necessary, boars instinctively know how to root.

Mark Wahlberg, though it did take him roughly a decade.

I would like him to go all David Bowie on us and actually develop an interesting persona to go with his talents. All this business about ladies and sex and love and being sexy, and dancing in the club while loving being sexy with ladies doesn't really do it for me. Cumon Justin, give us at least a shred of innovation.

Eh, I'm kind of with you on this. I actually think he's a great singer, dancer, performer, what I hate more is who he chooses to collaborate with. Namely Timberland. I think I'm the only one who cannot freaking stand Timberland's production style. The constant annoying mouth noises and clicks… UGH, just thinking about…

It could just be that he's still young but he doesn't seem to have the same charisma as Justin Timberface. Unless you consider someone who acts like an entitled hotheaded little shit to be charismatic. He might grow out of it though.

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Sooo you're keeping it?

@avclub-5905114b2a37b2b7b0a719d55ac35cd9:disqus so you're like from hogwarts and stuff?

@avclub-5905114b2a37b2b7b0a719d55ac35cd9:disqus so you're like from hogwarts and stuff?

Imagine that

They're saving that for the Sunny in Philly red wine.

A stroke is when you taste wedding bells.