Just for the record I do sometimes go outside. I usually eat at my desk and use my lunch hour to go to the gym or go for a run. Though I think you've inspired me to incorporate building the fucking railroads into my workout regiment.

Oh Jesus, I always knew you were a red blooded American. I bet it was you who taught the world English.

I don't know Warren Oates, I think its kind of funny to admit you like something terrible.

I don't know Warren Oates, I think its kind of funny to admit you like something terrible.

Wow that is almost me to a T, Jesus. In fact I'm at work right now. But here's the thing, everyone here occasionally fucks around online throughout the day. We get bored and want to kill time when we're not busy. The other thing is we have limited internet access. If we didn't, I would probably be coming here less and…

What are some other good dope-titled metal records?

God bless you non-angry dripping women.

Kind of like how it's nearly impossible to use the word "pretentious" without sounding like it.

Well you know… we'd probably treat you women more equally if you wore shorter skirts.

Damon, is it true that Ben made The Town because you guys wouldn't let him be in The Departed? 

Don't forget about em

"Am I really Courtney Love?" would be good too.

Don't worry, I'll join you in your mudslinging.

Oh you beat me to it.

You know, who says these people have to be dead?

That whole "I feel bad for you." "I don't think about you at all." exchange was gold.

Oh ok, so that is confirmed?

I know, if only we were being facetious.

Hmmmm… yeah ok, would also.

Just pretend that Starship Troopers is the (obviously superior) sequel.