They should start using a "next week on" of a random previous episode just to see if anyone can tell the difference.

This is exactly what I thought. John Hamm is our next American Psycho.

Drive, don't pedal, to the tea… KETTLE!

No don't like me! I'm trying to be underrated.

A nude portrait of himself bathing in money.

Too bad it couldn't have simply been a brush with death.

The Bradford Exchange is now thoroughly fucked. Hopefully his pleasant, brightly colored funeral will give them one last image to use to adorn an Elvis Jesus eagle clock.

Well I still only watch tv on vinyl

Waaaaaait a minute, he didn't say Simon says!

It doesn't matter, no one was there at the beginning anyway according to Simon. Not even the people who had HBO back in 2002. They must have just accidentally left their TVs back when The Wire was airing.

It's impressive that he conceived the entire show as a whole. Especially when you consider that they were initially going to end it after season three. Even more so when you take in the fact that you can't predict what actors will still be around to participate in later seasons.

I always say, when it comes to the future of music, leave it to Bieber.

Perhaps a new rule then? Unless the word to immediately follow is "Bad", do not use Breaking in an newswire title.

Sure, and when you get tired of that you can take your nukes to Vegas. I bet the criminals there will think twice before snatching your caps when you threaten to mushroom cloud the whole city!

Which is why we all need more weapons and stronger ones. Remember guns don't kill people… which infers the strength of a weapon has nothing to do its deadliness, it all depends on the user. That's why I'm petitioning for miniature, "self defense" nukes in every household. It's called deterrence people, and it's the…

I actually don't. Is that embarrassing?

I hate when it's really inconvenient but you still can't not beat off.

But I love you

And what it's really in regards to

He's replacing Davey Havok