Kookah Dookah Doo!

Heterosexuality is gay.

There was a point in time Poot where vocalists didn't all mutter and drone tunelessly to soft rock that gets passed off as Indie for some reason.

Everyone was obsessed with The Tune Yards (tUnE YuRdZ!) at the beginning of the year, what happened with that?

You know what would be really eccentric for her to do? Wear jeans and a t-shirt.

It's ok Tuck, you can just use my time traveling story idea about a guy who only ever uses his time machine to go back in time and buy cheaper gas.

Is retarded a genre?

Sweet shit what have they done?

Some of my favorites of today

All the live recordings in the world cannot appease my desire for a new Fugazi album.

It was me, and the only reason it was awkward is because I was beating off.

Get ready for the scraping.

Yeah the scene that stands out the most to me is when Obi Wan is riding that lizard and fighting Grievous.

?Brey?

The prequels do not have good CG. They did when they came out, but watch them again now. It’s like watching someone play a video game. CGI is constantly improving at a rate such that something that was amazing ten years ago looks laughably lame now.

The problem with most of the Charlie Brown specials is that they're kind of depressing. It's basically "Hey everyone, let's all shit on Charlie Brown and watch him not fight back or stand up for himself"

How about this instead, it's how I always mimicked grunge.

What's this blue stuff? I think it's meat?

I'm afraid it's… puppy love.

What I like to do is pretend the show stopped at season four. It had the perfect ending!