@piecar ,
Thank you. For all this talk of Zero Dark being thrilling and riveting I found it mind-numblingly tedious. I hope it, and Lincoln, get nothing because I want to see a return to disciplined filmmaking that values narrative economy more than indulgence. When the hell did everyone start thinking that length…

Well Mr. Woods it looks like your next single is going to be number 1, with a bullet! I'm not a singer.

How can it be the same movie if my character's gone from being a tightly wound convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?….oh, that's a pretty good explanation.

He lied to us through song!

The whole thing felt kind of forced. You've got to lose yourself in the moment man.

I concur wholeheartedly on Moonrise and… this is embarassing being a Cronenberg fanboy… but I still haven't seen Cosmopolis yet.

This guy nailed it. Kudos.

@Chris in the Morning, you've just described my dream movie and the one I hope Tarantino makes. Being a quarter First Nations myself, I'm continually disgusted by the egregiously racist depictions of Natives in American cinema and television to this day (Case in point: Hell on Wheels- that racist tripe can blow me). I…

I think this year's crop of best picture nominees are lack luster, except Django. For all the hoopla Zero Dark and Lincoln are glorified HBO movies and both have massive pacing issues. Hell even the Hobbit was better paced than those films. It really struck me how bad Zero Dark was during the allegedly enthralling…

Hell, I was livid when he didn't get nominated for Gigli

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Reruns of Hockey Night in Canada

Wait till you see our new $20. They're partly made of plastic. I've heard stories about them literally melting inside peoples wallets.

Indeed there is my friend, but instead of electronic polling equipment, it's basically just me stomping through waist-high snow going door to door with a clipboard and asking, "so did you watch that show…eh?"

Ever since Trailer Park Boys went off the air Canadian programming's been trying to target that demo to no avail.

As someone who works for the Canadian version of Nielsen, I'm against this as it will undoubtedly mean more work for me.

Ladies and Gentleman, give it up for Dane Cook's younger brother!

Look, I like pot as much as the next guy but you read waaaayyy to much into a Yakov parody.

[Whispers]: avenge me….

Wow! That escalated quickly.