[Punches Transcribed DVD Commentary in the gut] That's for taking credit for other people's commentary!

One day you're a Simpsons animator on top of the world. The next you're some schmoe working in a box factory.

I don't do the Lisa needs braces thing without my Danish.

I'll be upstairs in my room.
What the hell kind of catchphrase was that?

Ya got to stay fresh in this business.

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I didn't do it.

Only I may dance.

It's a surprisingly in-depth discussion. I haven't watched the show but judging people's reactions each episode is basically just a remake of the uncensored orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut.

I'll see ya there bud. I don't know how'll they'll top last week's it was a doozy. I really need to get on watching this show. My ardently feminist fiancee downloaded episode one and found it funny. It's doesn't seem as pulpy as the stuff I usually like but hey! apparently there's nudity.

Pretty much this. The comment sections get redundant really fast and it's usually overreactions from both sides. But it's really funny reading people who champion shows like Boardwalk, Spartacus, and Game of Thrones suddenly becoming fucking Billy Graham when it comes to nudity. It's also funny reading people…

Maybe I'm just a jerk but I love reading idiocy. I frequent the Girls comment regularly. I don't watch the show but reading the continuing squabbles make me laugh and laugh and laugh: "She's fat" "You're Hitler" Todd: "Defending White People's right to make shows about White People's problem is the premiere civil…

I'm going to be reading the Girls comments today and I want you kids to keep the hilarity coming. It's a slow day at work.

The goat's losing it.

It was a baby ox! He's right you know. About the Ox? About everything!

Would somebody get this guy a goat to shut him the hell up?

Let's none of us forget Walt Disney was hella down with all of this too. Guy hated him some jews as well.

Alright, no more pussyfooting around: Jesus is history's greatest monster, on par with Jimmy Carter.

Touche? Stop the next person you see on the street and ask them their opinion on Tyler The Creator.

Where?