Instead of court, I nominate they settle this via a celebrity deathmatch-esque throw-down where Chris Brown is given no weapons and tied to a post.

I'm just saying you can't have one without the other. But Lil Wayne did make that Country Album so I guess it's a toss up.

What?

Lil Wayne was never the inspiration for a Church that institutionalized child molestation so…..

Yep

I hear Karloff's mummified corpse is in the running for the star role!

Yeah, this guy is entirely unknown outside the internet. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he was invented by the AVclub as some kind of bizarre performance art piece designed as a statement on internet hype.

Wang what's with the pictures? It's a parking lot.

Star Wars Episode 7: A New Way To Die Hard: Rambo 4: First Blood Part 5

I'm sorry Warren, I can't allow you not to watch House of Cards.

And the award for most namby-pamby, wishy-washy, faux-liberal grandstanding goes to…. 
"It’s hard to watch “Homer The Vigilante” in 2013 without being reminded of the Trayvon Martin shooting, the Newtown massacre, and countless other eminently avoidable tragedies that occurred because of our nation’s irrepressible…

What do you say to the statistic that, while petty crimes like vandalism are down 20%, heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 800%?

I wholeheartedly agree. In fact, outside of memes in these comments section I've never heard of Dawes or have any idea what — if anything — dawes may be. It's still hilarious though.

Well good for you. I've got my status card in my wallet right now and I'm fair skinned. My granny's full blooded. You tell me I'm full of shit when I say I'm Native and you get a punch in your teeth white boy.

I'm First Nations, I was fine with it. The guy did have a 13 year old in his house.

Don't know if anyone will read this this far down the page but I'd thought I'd throw in my 2 cents. Doesn't anyone else find it strange that the AVclub keeps promoting this narrative that everyone will simultaneously binge-watch House of Cards because it's available all at once? Like we're all college kids without…

The suggestions are weak? You're weak.

You get to rubbin deep in the crevices.

So tell us, whose gay. Umm…Harvey Fierstein. NO! Who else? Ummm…[Homer whispers in ear] James Franco. [cut to ForyouMcGarnigle hanging from gutter by boxers].

I can tell you how it played in Vancouver: I thought it would be a hilarious romp, you know like that movie Spaceballs; instead, it was painful and disturbing like that movie What Just Happened. I was watching with my two roommates and me and one of my roommates bitched so much the one who rented turned it off. We…