I need a new speakerphone, stat!

Mel, remember when you were filming in Chicago and you dropped by the Green Mill and we physically bumped into each other and you told me you were back in town to shoot some final scenes on an Elmore-Leonard-esque movie that would one day turn out to be Payback? You said you were gonna do more of that sort of stuff.…

No mama no papa no whiskey sodas!

Nope. Funnybot alone is better than anything AD has ever done.

Whoa. What if he died, and this is, like, Hell?     /ted theodore logan

Rockin that pompadour, Billeh.

Can't get the stink off.

So is it true DVDs spin the other direction down under?

You know, you could try Netflix. All three movies are available to watch instantly.

Yep, this one's a keeper.

Oh yay, I love Conan O'Brien!

What seems strange to me is the separate universe Nolan appears to live in when he makes these movies. Haven't we all played Arkham Asylum by now? Bane is supposed to be huge and terrifying. Defy that expectation at your peril, Christopher.

Even if you listen to nothing else from me, hear this:

Maybe it's a warning, that any modern society is violent, irrespective of its "liberal" image. The Scandinavian part is very interesting; human at its base is matriarchal yet there are subcultures that thrive on male dominance, coercion/repression and even summary capital punishment meted out by males on females. As…

As a lover and connoisseur of interesting women, I find tremendous appeal in Lisbeth's self-actualization and -determination.

So basically Fincher distilled a two-hour episode of Law and Order from Larsson's sweaty underpants. Got it.

Justice delayed is justice served cold in space or something?

TC may be nuttier than a Toblerone but I'd *still* let Ms Holmes sit on my face.

You like U571?

Looking forward to it. I'll finally have time for piano lessons.