You know, habitual cannabis self-medicators by and large use the stuff not to get high, but to get through the day. In other words, how does Mr Dogg's public persona translate to his real persona if not via gross stereotyping?

Now find us the source of his righteous indignation!

Why, because he calls the Maxim interviewer a mensch?

In a bag of weed, common elements that make up "shake" are stems and branches. Stems and branches can become a flame-retardant polymer first exploited by Henry Ford. So a van made of weed? Those motherfuckers are onto something, do you know what I am saying?

Dear Mr Khalifa: like Michael Bublé says you also owe a debt of gratitude to a guy called Bad Lip Reading. Thanks to BLR many of us know who you are, and thanks to the accompanying video we also now think Taylor Swift is kind of hot. I know, anathema.

I bet our protagonist works at Subway and snaps during Footlong Frenzy week.

I like him the best on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

I still see come at the corners of his mouth, just from a different source.

Do you mean 80s gay, late-90s mallgirl gay or South Park gay?

May you rest in peace. Good night, Chris.

Man I'd like to see this guy smashed by a Blackhawk helicopter.

Mercury poisoning cut the interview short.

PAYBACK is an excellent and exciting film, although one not necessarily billed as action. The plastic feel of all CG animation movies brings to mind a lonely Pentium III rendering stop-motion cells out of Corel R.A.V.E.. As it has no semblance to the nonpareil 60s series, "Mission Impossible" might as well be a beard…

I suspect that when Ms Germanotta, Mr Dwight and Mr Taupin win their award there will be stunned silence. Not really.

I just gave $5 to a man who claims he doesn't "get" torrents. What's not to get?

Sir, I enjoy your work. Please stop performing American accents.

Funny thing about coprophagy, it's all relative, really. In fact a simian relative customarily enjoys the leavings of the superior males in the flock. A vitamin, essentially. Which leads us to the pellets dropping into palms from rattling bottles, each nugget in itself already pre-digested, extruded and shat from a…

I rather like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. There's something melodic in their northern singsongy language even when Lisbeth is having her data retrieved. That's the major plot hole right there isn't it though, a gal as capable as she can't take out a hard drive. Makes you think of lazy writing, like the…