Since I"m just too long-winded for Twitter, I just wanted to take a moment here to speak to Dan Harmon and company, just in case he's lurking around here somewhere. I don't know you, and I'm sure I never will, but from what I've read and heard in interviews you've done, it seems to me that you're your own worst…

Whatever you do, don't touch my purse!

Not sure this qualifies as important, but I'd love it if Abed's little Indy ends up in Annie's Boobs' new collection.

I agree about the complications. I don't think there's any way this storyline wraps up without the boyfriend making at least one appearance. I can't remember any conversation between Julia and Zoe that even mentioned the baby's father, and in this episode he got a name.

Up until tonight, I really didn't get all the Jasmine hate, but I'm on board now. Am I really the only one who thinks Crosby was right about her dating the pediatrician? During that argument, he never said he wanted her to stop dating him, he simply said if she was going to continue to see him, then Jabbar needs a new…

Laverne!

No, I meant up to this point. But now that you bring it up, I don't see how Kane can keep that punishment in the long term. Yes they made their bed this week and deserve to lie in it for a while. But he's really put them at an unfair disadvantage that I don't think would fly anywhere other than Greendale. But then…

You spend too much time together.

I've got a feeling the way the group treated Todd is going to come back to bite them in the ass, especially if the stepped-up serialization plan is happening. Yes, we've seen the group be horrible to one another and outsiders before, but off the top of my head I can't think of an example of that behavior having any…

The meanness was harsher tonight that usual, which could prove interesting if there are ramifications.

I wouldn't moon the office for any less than 25 million.

No offense.

I thought it was part if the joke. They even went so far as to have Dwight point out that the $150,000 was before taxes.

It was great to see that Andy does have some insight into how the business world actually works. In and of itself that separates him from Michael. But what I liked best about that scene with Darryl is that Andy pointed out what Darryl has been doing wrong in a way that a friend would. I've always enjoyed that…

And to add insult to injury, his ex-wife must have had some big black balls of her own to ask
Darryl for some random warehouse guy's number. Poor Darryl.

Chris going to Eagleton with Leslie didn't bother me, since they didn't go there with the intention of stealing the document. But I thought his reaction to Andy stealing the birth certificate was a little odd. Hysterical, but out of character. This is the guy who follows the rules even when he doesn't necessarily…

I was hoping Seamonster would at least get a mention.

It's been a while since I've watched season 2, but I never got the impression that Marlene's displays of support were sincere at all. It always came across to me like she was either trying to set Leslie up for a fall later that would somehow benefit herself, or just telling Leslie what she wants to hear to get rid of…

I hope you're right about this. The time has come for Leslie to realize how awful her mother really is.

I agree. Thank you Lester.