Well, this goes back a few years, I’d just moved in with my then-girlfriend. It was a little flat in the crappy end of town, but, well, that didn’t matter. We had each other. Of course, there were hard times, there were cold nights, there were rats in the kitchen, but throughout it all the strength of our love carried…

Well, this goes back a few years, I’d just moved in with my then-girlfriend. It was a little flat in the crappy end of town, but, well, that didn’t matter. We had each other. Of course, there were hard times, there were cold nights, there were rats in the kitchen, but throughout it all the strength of our love carried…

Wait until we get to 'King-Size Homer'.

Wait until we get to 'King-Size Homer'.

Well, you see, it was a few years back, and I went out with my parents and my sister and her boyfriend, and the restaurant, they had this big burger, six burgers in there, and so much cheese. If you finished it they gave you a badge with the restaurant’s name on it. Well, of course, I’ve never been one to back down…

Well, you see, it was a few years back, and I went out with my parents and my sister and her boyfriend, and the restaurant, they had this big burger, six burgers in there, and so much cheese. If you finished it they gave you a badge with the restaurant’s name on it. Well, of course, I’ve never been one to back down…