"Football", in the FIFA sense didn't get started until the Industrial
Revolution enabled the production of identical perfectly(~) round
balls. "Football", in the NFL sense started shortly after humans
started herding sheep and kicked and tossed around imperfectly oblong
inflated sheep offal.

This show was rubbish. I didn't hear a single Arrr! Yet they call themselves Pirates. I call shenanigans! Arrrr!