I'm pretty sure that every year, for the past five years, I've said, "Holy shit, Scrubs is still on TV?" at least one time. This article marks year 5.

Leto II - "Remember when Popeye used to eat the spinach through his pipe?"

That picture really does demand a caption contest.

All good points Tommy; however, I offer you this unshakable evidence:

Beginning=original

Hopefully, one of the boys that played Son of Kurt Russel in the beginning. Then it's not really a re-make, but rather a suspension of disbelief-defying sequel, like the Tron movie.

I will only watch this if kurt russel's roll is played by Larry the Cable Guy
ARRRRGHHHH, THAT WOULD BE SO ZANY!!! FART!

I will only watch this if kurt russel's roll is played by Larry the Cable Guy
ARRRRGHHHH, THAT WOULD BE SO ZANY!!! FART!

Would it not be safe to assume that all diaries are those of wimpy kids?
You certainly won't see any movies out titled "Diary of a tough sumbitch" any time soon.

I'm not sure if my film-speak is correct, but I think you meant to say, "'There Will Be Blood' was a Miramax/Paramount Vintage joint."

Yeah, they're "easy pickins" if you've got a team of lawyers on hand ready to commit to years of extensive litigation for the sake of releasing a commercially ho-hum movie.

Hrmm, I see you refrained from tasting the Eagles'n'Ranch Mt. Rushmore flavered Pringles. Too bad, cause that artificial eagle flavoring really brings out the Washington.

Not one mention of Soilent Green
and a hankerin' for some people?

IT'S ROBIN TROWER'S BIRTHDAY (according to my "Fender Legends" office calendar), AND HE GOOGLES HIS NAME RELIGIOUSLY, YOU ASS!. I hope you're pleased with yourself. You've just ruined Robin Trower's birthday…

Wow, 10:09 exactly…
That's exactly how far I made it in before Tom Papa's pandering "stand-up" became unbearable to the point where I felt the need to punch something.

The same effect made Paranormal Activity into possibly the most entertaining movie I've ever seen.

@Lone Audience

Damnit…
Rogue sounds way too much like Ben Gibbard (whiniest man alive), and the music sounds way too much like the postal service (Ben Gibbard whining atop bleeps and clicks) on this disc.

@ BonoVox - Arguing which is "the most obnoxious latter-day U2 song" is like arguing which is "the most angsty Limp Bizzzcuit song". Take your pick.

Wow Bogey? You really didn't like "hit me one more time"? You were probably like, the first kid at your high school disaffected enough to actually reject an aspect of mainstream popular culture. Shoot, maybe the first kid in America. That's so brave of you. So, so brave…