You know, that kind of non-law, non-doctor, non-cop fare might actually do extremely well…That, or I'm entirely wrong, and the American mainstream only like doctors, lawyers, and police.

Ugh, that sounds terrible. Also, does anyone else kinda get the creeps from post-Seinfeld (show) Seinfeld? I get the impression he's either 1) some sort of creepy mansion-tower-dwelling weirdo, or 2) A rich super-elitist weirdo.

Please don't slight the Snuggie. I bought one as a Halloween costume. It is now an every-day costume.

Jeeeeeeeesus, all they can come up with to replace their failed tonight show spin-off is:
1) More Law & Order Spin-offs
2) A Spin-offs of some movie from the 80's
3) Reality shows, with ex-NBC'ers forcibly rammed into them.

This just occurred to me while watching the "new" Conan on late night about 2 weeks ago. The show is just a series of big-shot, rich a-holes that come out and promote their product for an extended amount of time for free every night, without question. It's an entertainment industry infomercial. The late night guys…

The answer is simple folks: Jay thought that Kimmel was "roasting" him on his show the previous nights (because everybody in America really loves Jay deep down, right!), rather than outright mocking him and his immense suckitude. He thought Kimmel would come out as a kissass and say "You're my hero, Jay! I tease…

"The-Flash" was caused by a bible-bomb that caused a bible-based-fusion-chain-reaction. All solid movie logic right there.

Was the world destroyed by an Anti-Bible bomb of some sort?
How the hell are there all kinds of samurai swords, and sweet duster jackets, and tough-looking sunglasses, and napsacks and shit left over after the apocalypse (which happened only 31 years prior), but only one bible survived? There are like 20 bibles on…

"Mutilate the stillbooooourne!"

http://www.theonion.com/con…

Call me ol'fashioned, but if I was a celeb, I think I'd own interviews by farting a lot (and I mean a lot) and repeatedly blaming it on my interviewer, and if they try to report on it, I'd make a big public stink about it (pun intended), and deny it up and down until I ruin at least a hand full of reporter's careers.

Seems like kind of a "meh" month for metal. And it's during this dreary time of year that I need some scorching new riffs the very most…

Well, for advertising's sake, it certainly wouldn't be The Tonight Show anymore.

I seriously thought that was another "Arbor Day" when I saw the trailer for the first time yesterday.

I still think the episode opener where he spills the pot of chili is one of the funniest. Stupid, yes. But hilarious none the less.

Honestly, what the hell are they going to ask her to "contribute" to? I mean, the woman is most famous for:
1) Being "politician-hott".
2) Having a super-weird family.
3) Not knowing anything about anything.

I say can both Leno and Conan, and go with 3 hours of Carson Daly, 7 nights a week. That guy is the future.

Then you'll have to wait for the Big-Screen adaptation of the 1989 Nintendo Entertainment System classic, "Dynowarz".

hahahaha, Turner D. Century's motivation as a super-villain is basically that he's a republican.

Any superhero movie with fewer than 4 concurrent back stories being told about various heroes and villains might seriously underwhelm audience expectations.