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Can either of you advice a good source of metal news/release dates that does not involve paying money, or obsessively checking fifty different band's pages?

Skeleton witch owns live. Plus, I'm pretty sure that their lead singer might be Charles Manson, if not a close relative.

You're probably spending too much time reading really stupid paperback novels from some hack Fantasy writers, instead of listening to more metal.

WTF!?!?!
The new skeleton witch disk doesn't drop till October 19th?!! Come on!

So, I guess I'm the only one who gets teary-eyed every time sonic falls onto a precariously placed strip of spikes with a zero-coin-count, then throws his hands into the air, and falls off the screen with a worried look on his face. Maybe I would like this movie…

-Yeah I got the same treatment there once for some stereo junk. There were two options, a 12 dollar, and a seemingly identical 36 dollar version. When I took the 12 dollar one to the counter, the sales guy just kept shouting, "Those don't work, you can't but that one, you have to get the 36 dollar one" and "That one…

Ahhhh, that's hilarious. I heard that Tyler Perry sells computers there in drag.

Word, those asshats makes it their priority to see that customers feel as unwelcome and uncomfortable as possible. Like I really need some douche in a tie constantly staring over my shoulder and shouting shitty, uneducated suggestions while I pick out a $1 (read: $8 at radio shack) cable adapter. They act like…

The troops liked it, so F you, commie critics.
And disagreeing with the movie opinions of the troops is paramount to treason, so why bother letting those treasonous review it in the first place.

That commercial could only be improved with a shot of mom downing a whole breadstick in a single bite.

There's no "morphing", and it's about a post-apocalyptic battle between rebel humans and machines. It obviously should have been called "Exterminator: Liberation".

Something is wrong with 50's torso in the cover photo. There's like, some weird black spot on his chest and stomach that's attached to…Oh, wait, he's just wearing a shirt. False alarm, sorry I'm not used to seeing him on the cover of anything with a shirt on…

F "the point" of the the movie. The first rule of project mayhem, is not talking about project mayhem, and he messed that up too. Jesus, what an inept henchman.

In what world would Dana Carvey have worked as the "smooth ladies' man" type in a cop film? I'm guessing the original script must've simply read, "There are these two sweet dudes, and they do buddy cop shit for 1:40". But then again, that's probably pretty close to the final draft of the script as well.

All this talk about Mac and Me is making me hungry for Universal Healthcare. Man, I'm feeling mixed up today.

Sorry, no space casino, but Clooney dresses up in all kinds of zany disguises to try and fool his Space Ghost Wife. There's even a dressing-room montage scene where he tries the disguises on set to the tune of "Secret Agent Man".

Man, i like me some Earth/Ahab/Jesu/Ufomammut and the like, but I'm not convinced that recent critical appreciation for Sunn isn't part of an elaborate conspiracy, hoax, or lemming-like stampede of people in tight pants. It's pretty much akin to listening to a worn out cassette tape of whale-calls, played an octave…

All ZMF legends were confirmed for me upon his holiness's endorsement of Berzerker. Keep on keepin it real.

Ironically, the "Disabilities Awareness" merit badge can in fact, never be awarded to disabled scouts, as the first and foremost requisite to earning the badge, is never succumbing to a disability.