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Gold, recommended by G Gordon Liddy, and reverse mortgages by Fred Thompson. Let's see, I should buy into a swollen asset bubble like gold because… If it's value doubled compared to the USD a reliable gun and lots of bullets are a better investment. How do these people imagine this gold economy is going to work? How

I have this on DVD, and my daughter loves it. But most of the charachters in it are relentless assholes. I'm generally suspicious of pasting contemporary politics on past works. That said, Hermie the elf who wants to be a dentist is a particularly apt metaphor for gays. Rudolph might as well be black and gay, in 1960.

I wanted a copy, but they don't accept paper money. Only Gold and Cigarettes!!!

Never played this, but I dreamed about it. My bossy, ballbusting older sister sent a platoon of quaking scared, but armored and equipped soldiers underground to be massacred by lava monsters. Freaky ass dream.

What's a whiny ass bitch to do: I don't have VM ware to run Strike Commander on XP and Lock On is too MFing hard to play.

I'm 42 years old. I went through a Doors phase. I can quote the hits, the non hits probably blow, and I could give a crap if I'm wrong. So here's my lowbrow insight: I was watching the video for Urge Overkill's Sister Havannah the other day, and I love that song, and I'll sit throught the video just because it does

Zorro was frigging hillarious. And like Victor Victoria it was a smart pro gay rights film released before the a$$hole religious right put a chokehold on cultural discourse. Don't believe that premise? In The Last American Virgin, a stupid '80s teen sex comedy that has some really gorgeous nekkid womens, the female

To quote an analysis of Pegasus I read years ago: By decloaking in front of the warbird, Picard turns an internal problem for the Federation into an international incedent and hands a diplomatic coup to the Romulans.

@ Mrs. Peel:
Choosing between Christina Hendricks and Jeri Ryan is impossible. Throw in Monica Bellucci and it's like the Judgement of Paris: impossible. Now I am upset, and must visit a different website.

I'll tell you what's "hard" about Taste of Armagedon, Jim Kirk, prisoner on Eminiar, telling Anon7 "Bitch, we don't make war with computers. We make the real thing." I get hard typing that. As for Hard Sci Fi, how about The Ultimate Computer? THIS UNIT MUST SURVIVE…

passed by
Carl Weathers: never mind Apollo Creed, watch Predator.
Michael Biehn: should have been in Alien3, should at least have a TV gig. WTF?
Agree with Michael Keaton. I would love to see him cast as Sgt Zim if someone would do a reboot of Starship Troopers that respected the source material. Speaking of Paul

TV actors who think they are too good for the gig should catch a Rick Springfield performance at the Indian casino in Ft. McDowell AZ. While he's autographing the 8 track of the album that had "Jessie's Girl" they can ask him if ABC paid better.

Conan
Conan! What is best in life?

Neo Victorian Hypocrisy
MPAA has prohibited weapons from being pointed at the "viewer"
But you can own a real gun. And John Ashcroft can put clothes on statues to uphold public decency, when said public consumes internet pornography in a manner reminicent of the cocaine faceplant in Scarface. The culture war is

DS9 and TNG made, and corrected from, the same mistake: Roddenberry's aging hippie worldview. The RodMan incorrectly assumed the entire Trek audience shared HIS vision of Trek. The infinite diversity, let's go exploring, capitalism (Ferengi) is evil, wymens empowerment (Lt Yar), get Mr Spock a Sitar won't you,

Also featuring Micheal Bien playing a Navy SEAL for the third time, and a soldier of some sort for the fifth time. What happened to him? Did he give Jim Cameron the finger and loose all future work to Bill Paxton?

Baldwin's only, and by only I mean not playing a completely unlikeable conceited prick (playing himself), was in The Shadow. And if Hulk and Batman can get a reboot, why not The Shadow? Or the charachter could get folded in to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ensemble. Steve Buschemi could play it. America

You have no idea who these women really are, so it comes down to their film roles. Elf ears vs double Ds. Can't decide… Scanners type cranium explosion in 5, 4, 3, 2…

Brent Spiner

A film of Extra Ordinary Magnitude.