I'm going to kill you for that.

I'm going to kill you for that.

You're thinking of Eric Roberts. SCRAM!

You're thinking of Eric Roberts. SCRAM!

Will you take care of the cats until I get back?

Will you take care of the cats until I get back?

Show us that Asian girl in their black and white video.

Show us that Asian girl in their black and white video.

I just Googled the name of a Reader who sent me a Fan E mail and found out that he is Martial Arts Bad Ass. One more comment from you and I will pay him to kick your ass into the sea.

I just Googled the name of a Reader who sent me a Fan E mail and found out that he is Martial Arts Bad Ass. One more comment from you and I will pay him to kick your ass into the sea.

Didn't you see "Lachel, Lachel"?

Didn't you see "Lachel, Lachel"?

Jonny Lee Miller gets all the best looking chicks. He's The King of the Los Angeles English Actor Guys!

Jonny Lee Miller gets all the best looking chicks. He's The King of the Los Angeles English Actor Guys!

Grasp this, bitch.

Grasp this, bitch.

Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad my Father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad.

Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad my Father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad.

Jonny Lee Miller don't got to take that shit! FUCK this Cumberbatch Cumbreathbitch! All it would take is one word from My Man "Hackers" Star and I'll lead ten thousand crazy rednecks across the sea to . . . I forgot what I'm typing about.

Jonny Lee Miller don't got to take that shit! FUCK this Cumberbatch Cumbreathbitch! All it would take is one word from My Man "Hackers" Star and I'll lead ten thousand crazy rednecks across the sea to . . . I forgot what I'm typing about.