I swear on The Big Butt Book.

I swear on The Big Butt Book.

And then that crazy German guy.

And then that crazy German guy.

I was just talking to my Grandfather about how much he and his friends enjoyed making Woody Van Dyke and William Beaudine jokes back in the Old Days.

I was just talking to my Grandfather about how much he and his friends enjoyed making Woody Van Dyke and William Beaudine jokes back in the Old Days.

That's a good joke, Chris.

That's a good joke, Chris.

I'd even hate him if he quit Directing Movies to start a podcasting network.

I'd even hate him if he quit Directing Movies to start a podcasting network.

He'd be good for adaptations of Harvey Comics. I'll get to work on a Sad Sack script.

He'd be good for adaptations of Harvey Comics. I'll get to work on a Sad Sack script.

He is the kind of guy who will die any day now, you know.

He is the kind of guy who will die any day now, you know.

What are you up to here, Jean Luc?

What are you up to here, Jean Luc?

I have two copies and walk around town wearing them as a sandwich board.

I have two copies and walk around town wearing them as a sandwich board.

I love butts and would never make silly jokes about them.

I love butts and would never make silly jokes about them.