Tom! Go back to when you were on "Happy Days"! That was really funny!

Tom! Go back to when you were on "Happy Days"! That was really funny!

There are far worse events in the past. How about doing something about the JFK election?

There are far worse events in the past. How about doing something about the JFK election?

Jesus Loves you, Fred Durst! He doesn't listen to Limp Bizkit, but he Loves you!

Jesus Loves you, Fred Durst! He doesn't listen to Limp Bizkit, but he Loves you!

Yeah, yes, as a matter of fact, I am . . .

Yeah, yes, as a matter of fact, I am . . .

Yes, I joke. Or I joked. Right now I am sick and about to call in to tell them I can't come in.

Yes, I joke. Or I joked. Right now I am sick and about to call in to tell them I can't come in.

Doctor Demento is Excellento. When I was a kid in the Seventies we used to record his show on our cassette tape recorders while holding the microphone up to the radio so we could carry our tape recorders around the house and all over the neighborhood singing "Shaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and…

Doctor Demento is Excellento. When I was a kid in the Seventies we used to record his show on our cassette tape recorders while holding the microphone up to the radio so we could carry our tape recorders around the house and all over the neighborhood singing "Shaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and…

Let's see how coherent you would be after fifteen and a half years working the Night Shift at the goddam Mississippi State Psychiatric Hospital.

Let's see how coherent you would be after fifteen and a half years working the Night Shift at the goddam Mississippi State Psychiatric Hospital.

This is gonna be on cable in a couple of months and we're all gonna have a GOOD TIME watching it while Mister AV Club Critic Man is all alone watching a Criterion DVD of some foreign thing with Holocaust survivors and Claymation buffalo.

This is gonna be on cable in a couple of months and we're all gonna have a GOOD TIME watching it while Mister AV Club Critic Man is all alone watching a Criterion DVD of some foreign thing with Holocaust survivors and Claymation buffalo.

What kind of guy sits around judging other guy's t shirts?

What kind of guy sits around judging other guy's t shirts?

I thought he was the funniest guy in the world when I used to listen to all the National Lampoon albums, couldn't wait to see him on TV and the Movies. Now I think he's okay. I guess.

I thought he was the funniest guy in the world when I used to listen to all the National Lampoon albums, couldn't wait to see him on TV and the Movies. Now I think he's okay. I guess.