All this reminds me of Spike Lee Movies.

All this reminds me of Spike Lee Movies.

I had no idea there was such an issue. Refusing to associate with idiots has it's benefits.

I had no idea there was such an issue. Refusing to associate with idiots has it's benefits.

He's only been performing for six years and he's got his own TV series? He must have studied cock sucking at the Chelsea Lately Academy.

He's only been performing for six years and he's got his own TV series? He must have studied cock sucking at the Chelsea Lately Academy.

You can't hunt penguins. They maneuver in huge detachments and launch a swift counter offensive whenever approached by drunken rednecks in camoflage. The Tet Offensive was based on Penguin Tactics. Field Marshall Rommell was a penguin. They called him The Desert Fox because Nazis were too busy saying bad things about…

You can't hunt penguins. They maneuver in huge detachments and launch a swift counter offensive whenever approached by drunken rednecks in camoflage. The Tet Offensive was based on Penguin Tactics. Field Marshall Rommell was a penguin. They called him The Desert Fox because Nazis were too busy saying bad things about…

I'm very comfortable with the people I upset.

I'm very comfortable with the people I upset.

No, I'm Mister John Saleeby.

No, I'm Mister John Saleeby.

I'm not trying to be funny, you big banana cream pie of a person. I'm just fucking with people.

I'm not trying to be funny, you big banana cream pie of a person. I'm just fucking with people.

Oh, I remember that. I did a joke about a rumor none of the idiots around here were familiar with - I CNN or MSNBC didn't mention it - and immediately assumed that I was suggesting it was true. What a bunch of pussies.

Oh, I remember that. I did a joke about a rumor none of the idiots around here were familiar with - I CNN or MSNBC didn't mention it - and immediately assumed that I was suggesting it was true. What a bunch of pussies.

And I've got nine hundred and forty seven clocks. So SCRAM!

And I've got nine hundred and forty seven clocks. So SCRAM!

This is a lot of shit.

This is a lot of shit.