Yeah!

Yeah!

I'd be a good boyfriend for her.

I'd be a good boyfriend for her.

Nope.

Nope.

What, can't I just hang out with the guys for a minute?

What, can't I just hang out with the guys for a minute?

No, not at all.

No, not at all.

I don't care what you say - I'm gonna fuck her.

I don't care what you say - I'm gonna fuck her.

Thanks for giving me something to read every time I took a shit in a woman's bathroom.

Thanks for giving me something to read every time I took a shit in a woman's bathroom.

Why don't you just
Learn to be POSITIVE?

Why don't you just
Learn to be POSITIVE?

Oh, was I supposed to rush in and carry on like a maniac for your entertainment? I'm sorry, I'm right in the middle of recording a couple of podcast episodes. I have found a more productive outlet for my goofiness.

Oh, was I supposed to rush in and carry on like a maniac for your entertainment? I'm sorry, I'm right in the middle of recording a couple of podcast episodes. I have found a more productive outlet for my goofiness.

Uh . . . Okay, aspiring Jay Leno Staffers, that's more than enough "Buffet" Jokes. Thanks a lot!

Uh . . . Okay, aspiring Jay Leno Staffers, that's more than enough "Buffet" Jokes. Thanks a lot!