Yeah! Why can't he get by on three hundred bucks a week worth of "Street Cred"?

Yeah! Why can't he get by on three hundred bucks a week worth of "Street Cred"?

Response to all of the recent gigs has been positive. But the Cool Tastemakers have been too busy with the shitty bands they're always dithering about to have readjusted their GNR Joke Machines. Fuck em.

Response to all of the recent gigs has been positive. But the Cool Tastemakers have been too busy with the shitty bands they're always dithering about to have readjusted their GNR Joke Machines. Fuck em.

It was a fuckin' office party. I'm sure his HOTHOTHOT WIFE and all his Friends had something very fun and nice planned for him later that night. You think anybody goes into Evangelism for the glamor?

It was a fuckin' office party. I'm sure his HOTHOTHOT WIFE and all his Friends had something very fun and nice planned for him later that night. You think anybody goes into Evangelism for the glamor?

"Snake in a basket! DAMN!"

"Snake in a basket! DAMN!"

Maybe they'll do it with the cast of "House Of Payne".

Maybe they'll do it with the cast of "House Of Payne".

Lobsters is the guy who gets his fingers cut off trying to catch the razor boomarang. It's a LOUSY role.

Lobsters is the guy who gets his fingers cut off trying to catch the razor boomarang. It's a LOUSY role.

iPhone phone tucks Rotary phone into bed and sings "Too La Ra Loo La Loo Ra" for him.

iPhone phone tucks Rotary phone into bed and sings "Too La Ra Loo La Loo Ra" for him.

We can have a special effects sequence with a skeleton riding a motorcycle! Then the top of the skull gets crushed and the jawbone moves in sync to "There might be something to those helmet laws after all!"

We can have a special effects sequence with a skeleton riding a motorcycle! Then the top of the skull gets crushed and the jawbone moves in sync to "There might be something to those helmet laws after all!"

The phone burst into flames . . . melts . . .

The phone burst into flames . . . melts . . .

I'll be the annoying old guy who is in charge of weapons maintenance and says things like "Dang Nab It, Sherriff! They done sold whiskey to the Injuns and they booked Motorhead at the Casino!". When it's time for a John Ford Movie style amputation I'll be the guy who heats up the knife in the fire and gets the amputee…

I'll be the annoying old guy who is in charge of weapons maintenance and says things like "Dang Nab It, Sherriff! They done sold whiskey to the Injuns and they booked Motorhead at the Casino!". When it's time for a John Ford Movie style amputation I'll be the guy who heats up the knife in the fire and gets the amputee…