Kirk Cameron is a nice guy and you just make him shrug. And then he fucks the shit out of his insanely beautiful Wife while you stare at the clock wishing it was time to Punch Out and go home.

Kirk Cameron is a nice guy and you just make him shrug. And then he fucks the shit out of his insanely beautiful Wife while you stare at the clock wishing it was time to Punch Out and go home.

Cybthia Rothrock is living in a very nice condo in Arizona and couldn't care less!

Cybthia Rothrock is living in a very nice condo in Arizona and couldn't care less!

Somebody make a Mitt Romney joke!

Somebody make a Mitt Romney joke!

Tommy Chong or Tom Green.

Tommy Chong or Tom Green.

Rudolph, old chap - Thanks for writing but when I attempt to reply your email messes me all up. I will try again after I eat Lunch.

Rudolph, old chap - Thanks for writing but when I attempt to reply your email messes me all up. I will try again after I eat Lunch.

Nah. But let's not get into a big fight over it - The Kids will laugh at us!

Nah. But let's not get into a big fight over it - The Kids will laugh at us!

I gave up on that years ago. Every six months my pain in the ass Nephew would demand "You finished 'Infinite Jest' yet?" until I finally told him Shut the fuck up!". Him and his goddam Doug Stanhope.

I gave up on that years ago. Every six months my pain in the ass Nephew would demand "You finished 'Infinite Jest' yet?" until I finally told him Shut the fuck up!". Him and his goddam Doug Stanhope.

I picked up a "Best Of Sweet" CD at Wal Mart a couple of months ago. It's really good but I never listen to it. Sweet - Who gives a fuck?

I picked up a "Best Of Sweet" CD at Wal Mart a couple of months ago. It's really good but I never listen to it. Sweet - Who gives a fuck?

My Mom found my fort and threw it out with the trash.

My Mom found my fort and threw it out with the trash.

I hope your Dad's old Playboys will be there to protect you when the goddam Red Chinese Army comes up from Mexico and starts blowing up your town, Kid!

I hope your Dad's old Playboys will be there to protect you when the goddam Red Chinese Army comes up from Mexico and starts blowing up your town, Kid!